Little by little

I am not infallible. 

I’ve actually made several mistakes, believe it or not. 

If even I can make mistakes, there’s no reason to feel bad about yours. 

Please, drop the ball. 

If you don’t put the ball on the ground, I can’t throw it for you. 

You do want me to throw it, otherwise you wouldn’t be following me around with a ball, right?

I feel strange. 

Like my head was screwed on 45 degrees too much to the left this morning. 

And I can barely see the things that are right in front of me. 

I ate a cheese sandwich. 

It was the best cheese sandwich I’d ever had. 

I’d have another, if possible, but unfortunately, it is not. 

Cry me a river. 

I’ll make a waterwheel. 

You’ll see. We’ll get rich off of your tears. 

Hey mom! 

What’s up with the dog, she acting weird. 

Never mind, I’m sure it’s normal. 

Drink our new, special wine. 

It’s fine and will make you shine if you have a spine

While you dine, you’ll find it’s designed to be the very best. 

Sequel to the hit movie “Joy”

Comes “Joy 2: The World.” 

In which our optimistic protagonist teams up with Santa Claus and a Bullfrog named Jeremiah? 

You said parking was free! 

You lied to me! 

After all these years, you”re still nothing but a liar!