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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

“Oh no…There’s no blood in my war…it’s all boring robots and nuclear bombs and stuff…”

WHAT YOU NEED IS A WARRIOR!

I WILL SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH MY AXE! 

I SHALL STRIKE TERROR INTO THEIR HEARTS! 

RENT-A-BARBARIAN! 

“I feel so much better now that my enemies have been slain the good old-fashioned way.”

“I was really bored with my war until RENT-A-BARBARIAN cut off my enemies’ arms right in front of me.”

DID I MENTION WE JUGGLE?

WE JUGGLE!

AND KILL PEOPLE!

MOSTLY ONES YOU TELL US TO!

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NO, WE DON’T HAVE A PHONE NUMBER! TECHNOLOGY IS FOR THE WEAK!

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