Ad Break #1

Has this ever happened to you?

“Oh no! I can’t breathe underwater!”

You should try….not going underwater!

Scientists state that over 92% of people who have drowned did so in water.

A little known fact is that pool floats can be laid on outside of water, and this will help your statistics of not drowning. 

Swimsuits can also be worn outside of water.

If you enjoy being covered in water, the risk of drowning in a sprinkler is much less likely than that of an ocean or pool. 

Stay safe. Don’t swim. 

(This advertisement was created by the Legion of Landlubbers)